Clever Jokes


Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?" "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"


A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"

He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked.

"You b*****d," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"


Geoffrey wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Geoffrey looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, Eating.
Geoffrey asks," Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m, drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Geoffrey asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"


Read Popular Articles

Decision quotes

Decision Quotes: A collection of inspirational quotes about decisions

Why you should choose mlm

Why Choose MLM: The reasons you should be using the new business model

I have a fear

I Have a Fear: Are you afraid of failure, or maybe you are afraid of success

Article writing

Article Writing: How and why you should be using article writing 

Banana health benefits

When it’s Fruit Time Be a Monkey!: The amazing health benefits of bananas

Consistency with time- the effects

Consistency With Time: See how with time and consistency, results can change dramatically

Return From Clever Jokes To Home Page



New! Comments

Have your say about what you just read! Leave me a comment in the box below.